How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

How much does a red lightsaber cost?

An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

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What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

What do black people and Apple Inc. have in common?

They have no jobs

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

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What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.