How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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Why do black people have white hands?

Because everyone has a little good in them

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.