How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.