How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.