What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.