What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.