What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.