What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "