What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

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Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.