What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.