What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome