Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What is the cat's favourite TV show ?

The evening mews !

Cheeseburger Jokes More Cheeseburger Jokes

Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

Make it with blue cheese!