Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)