Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !

Cheeseburger Jokes More Cheeseburger Jokes

How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

Make it with blue cheese!

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.