Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

Cheeseburger Jokes More Cheeseburger Jokes

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.