Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Purple (According to my 3 year old son)
For resisting a rest.
I ate sand.
3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o
my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Not yet," she replied
3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.
3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
The babies in my nutsack are still living.
Whose Line is it Anyway
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
A wet nose.
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
I replied, "Hello "
Because he was resisting a rest.
A 1st grader was resisting a rest.
A no-brainer
The wall behind him.
He got Pasta-toots.
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
A knucklehead.
When somebody asks for a raise
