3 Year Old Jokes

Why do men carry condoms instead of women?

Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

A: 3 years

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh