3 Year Old Jokes

Why do men carry condoms instead of women?

Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house