What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.