What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

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What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.