Purple Jokes

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

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What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

Blue House Jokes More Blue House Jokes

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

Moron Jokes More Moron Jokes

Why do rednecks act like such morons?

Who says they're acting "

What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict?

That's an oxy, moron!

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

Red Jokes More Red Jokes

Why was yellow angry at red?

Red blue green.

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.