Purple Jokes

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

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What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

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Why is yellow afraid of red?

Because red blue green.

Why was yellow angry at red?

Red blue green.

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What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Plum Jokes More Plum Jokes

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.