Purple Jokes

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

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What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Purple Man Jokes More Purple Man Jokes

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

Indigo Jokes More Indigo Jokes

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Why did Yellow divorce Green?

Because Green blue Indigo.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.