What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples