What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".