What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".