What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.