What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

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What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

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How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Define Jokes More Define Jokes

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.