What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

God Jokes More God Jokes

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Intervention Jokes More Intervention Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Define Jokes More Define Jokes

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.