What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Intervention Jokes More Intervention Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Define Jokes More Define Jokes

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist