Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"
A sic joke
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)
He used the holy immaculate contraception
God really liked it so he put rings on it.
Change for a buck.
ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist
Hint: It's a dead giveaway.