What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

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What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

What console does god use?

Praystation

Intervention Jokes More Intervention Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.