What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Intervention Jokes More Intervention Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Define Jokes More Define Jokes

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.