What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

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Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

What about you?

me: define "child"