Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.
The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!
The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Because they're white.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
Jesus
If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
Change for a buck.
Someone that's outstanding in their field.
ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist