What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".