knee-mail
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
Karma. (Please forgive me)
The constellation prize.
To Whom It May Concern
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
