How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.