How does an atheist start their prayers?

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

How does an atheist start their prayers?

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How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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How does an atheist start their prayers?

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How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.