How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

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How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)