How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists so dumb?

Because if they were smart, they'd be theists!

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When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands