How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line