Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.