Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

How does Alfred call batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Baroque Jokes More Baroque Jokes

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".