Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.