Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

Baroque Jokes More Baroque Jokes

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.