Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Brigham Young"

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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I'll be Bach.

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Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque