What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions