What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?