What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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Papal

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Haha, now we have AIDS

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What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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Cheez It!

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Let us prey.'