How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

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What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.