How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.