How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

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Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES???

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"