What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

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Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

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How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.