What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

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Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger.

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."