What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

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How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.