What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

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Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.