What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

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Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger.

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

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What is Shakespeare's favourite snack?

Hamlet du fromage

What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.