Blue Sonnet
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As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
Shakespeare (say it out loud)
Hamlet.
He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
2B or not 2B?
Noth"
Hamlet du fromage
Shakespeare
Now is the winter of our discount tents
Because no matter the sport, he would always play write
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
because he can't aim steadily
Prose before hoes.
Out, out, damned Spot!
TB or not TB, that is the question.
Sonnet the hedgehog
I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.
Anne hath a way."
And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
Shakespeare.
Linkin Park.
He wanted to work undercover.
A Private Tutor.
he had to much baggage
Chewsday
Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...
You can't. That's what makes it so funny.
Beef jerky
Its easy to break the little light inside them.
So he could break out.
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)
We do.
His portrait only need one nail