What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk