What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk