What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips