A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."
Ohmless
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
A person that likes to tell anti jokes.
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"