Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions !

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Trick question the rooster.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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Why was the couch afraid of the chair?

The chair was armed.

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.