How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Previous Random Joke Next

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich?

It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!