How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!