How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.

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What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.