Because Missouri loves company
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An incorporation.
Spacex
Discover.
Because he was a ate professional!
What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest
Microsoft
Nun of your business.
About half of them.
Because they let IT go
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
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DLC.
Fry-by-night!
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
A MexiCo.
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Because his family had stock in the company.
Your mom.
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
Because it's always ten-to-cool time...
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
Because nobody likes his company!
Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.
Sycamore trees!
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.
A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!
Q
A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
Making them.
Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...
They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire
Bernadette!
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Because he screwed his wife!
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
They both shafted minors in the 1980's.
