Because Missouri loves company
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An incorporation.
Spacex
Discover.
Because he was a ate professional!
What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest
Microsoft
Nun of your business.
About half of them.
Because they let IT go
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
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DLC.
Fry-by-night!
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
A MexiCo.
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Because his family had stock in the company.
Your mom.
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
Because it's always ten-to-cool time...
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
Because nobody likes his company!
Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.
Sycamore trees!
Me: No, this is just my lunch.
A Carabiner
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
Bring on their subs!
A start.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Nail: Did you work the shaft
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
Answer: The Pope!
They boil the hell out of it.
Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
A phantomime !
Do you believe in people "
