A MexiCo.
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Tequila Mockingbird.
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest
Because it's always ten-to-cool time...