Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?

A MexiCo.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.