Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.