Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

handsfree