She has it bronzed.
Oh, the huge-manatee
It made him shy!
Gives the X Box back to grandkids
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Because the best you can get is bronze.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
Walking.
Read a book, you dummies.
