Bronze Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

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Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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pupil. doughnut.

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HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.