Because the best you can get is bronze.
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Read a book, you dummies.
She has it bronzed.
Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
Anthrax.
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
It's not like they had to be there...
It's not my fault I'm blind.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
I just booked a cook for cooking the books."
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
Carl gets shot in the face.
You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!
