Because the best you can get is bronze.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Read a book, you dummies.
She has it bronzed.
Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
Pupil: The sausage!
Cafe
Crucified.
It gets buzzed!
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
Not being retarded
LeBronze James
Rick rolled.
He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .
Thirdperson.
You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!