Bronze Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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