Because the best you can get is bronze.
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Coffee Mug
Read a book, you dummies.
She has it bronzed.
Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
Cafe
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
I came, I thaw, I conquered .
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Water Polio
Cross country
Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.
He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour
He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .
You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!
To get to the other side!
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
because she couldn't control her pupils
