What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.