What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst