What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.