What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.