Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !