Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream