Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.