Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry.