Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What makes eggs so athletic?

They go ovary and above.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.