Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.