Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

my ghosh

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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!