How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ?

Allegra is broken !

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"