How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"