Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.
Is this some sort of yolk
Punch him in the nose.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Good question.
It was selling coke.
Over-krauted.
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
A small medium at large!
Depends on how many cops planted it there
