How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

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Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!