How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

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How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!