How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

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What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.