How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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Who loses?

America.

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar