Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Door Bell Jokes More Door Bell Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !