Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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What do you call batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

Door Bell Jokes More Door Bell Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !