Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Door Bell Jokes More Door Bell Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !