What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

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What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

What do you call an old person from Portugal?

A portugeeser

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What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

10yo Jokes More 10yo Jokes

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.