Old Person Jokes

What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

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What do you call an old person from Portugal?

A portugeeser

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.