An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.
A Brick.
my zipper!
They're always plotting against it.
The loser was 'thore'"
Auld Lang Swine.
A Dell.
Brushing your teeth
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
A portugeeser
