How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

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An endentured servant

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Al Kaline.

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Time to get a new watchdog.

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All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.