How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

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What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

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What do you call an old person from Portugal?

A portugeeser

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.