An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.
A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"
A brick.
Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.
Government bonds mature over time and earn money
The mourning
The Brains of Castamere.
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
A: So he could shoot his mouth off.
A Hun knee comb.
A portugeeser
A dislocated hipster.