How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Old Person Jokes More Old Person Jokes

What do you call an old person from Portugal?

A portugeeser

What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.