How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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What do you call an old person from Portugal?

A portugeeser

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.