What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

Why do Asian students do so well in school?

Because an Asian without A's is a sin

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Nickel Jokes More Nickel Jokes

Who gave you the nickel?

She said "They all did".

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.