What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

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What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

Nickel Jokes More Nickel Jokes

Who gave you the nickel?

She said "They all did".

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .