What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin() !!!

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Nickel Jokes More Nickel Jokes

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

Who gave you a nickel?

Everyone did."