What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

cos sin

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Nickel Jokes More Nickel Jokes

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Who gave you the nickel?

She said "They all did".