What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

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What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.