What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

Why do Asian students do so well in school?

Because an Asian without A's is a sin

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Nickel Jokes More Nickel Jokes

Who gave you the nickel?

She said "They all did".

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.