What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin() !!!

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

Nickel Jokes More Nickel Jokes

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Who gave you a nickel?

Everyone did."