What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry?

Cos they are afraid of Sin

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

Nickel Jokes More Nickel Jokes

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.