Padre Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .