What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

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When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.