What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.