What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey