What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.