What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What's next to England?

A question mark.