Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around