Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

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How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

Eye Dog Jokes More Eye Dog Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around