Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around