He was taking a look around
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This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.
2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.
Nine months.
Ja-scusi.
Because in the country, you bump your kin!
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
A pointer!
He had elbow-a
Me: With my elbows
A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
Because it goes right out of your head.
A: He's been chasing parked cars.
me stops jumping: You would have said no
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
Between the head and the tail !
Re-tail.