Eye Dog Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

2000 Jokes More 2000 Jokes

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.