Eye Dog Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Elbow Jokes More Elbow Jokes

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes