Eye Dog Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Swe Jokes More Swe Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What is a small, one story home made of poop called?

A dungalow

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!