Eye Dog Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

Swe Jokes More Swe Jokes

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.