Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Which country do doctors hate?

any

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

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What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!