Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP