Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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What is a mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP