Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP