Kin Jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

Why do rednecks love Halloween?

NSFW) Because they love to pump kin.

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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They love to pump kin.

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Family Member Jokes More Family Member Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

Hillbilly Jokes More Hillbilly Jokes

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.