What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

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Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?

Their Pimp

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What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?

This is baaaad.