What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

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How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

What would be a good dating site for rednecks ?

MyHeritage.com

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!