What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.