What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre