What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

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What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)