What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

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What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd