What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

Previous Random Joke Next

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What would be a good dating site for rednecks ?

MyHeritage.com

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time