What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

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What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

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What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"