What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

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How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears