What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

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What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

What do mice do when they're at home ?

Mousework !