What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

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What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.